• Wear Your Wisdom

    We're not afraid to say the quiet part out loud.

  • The Family Ringleader

    Our primary job is to spoil the grandkids; our secondary job is to give them back.

  • Free Spirits

    We've traded our to-do lists for bucket lists, and our lives are much better for it.

Wear the wisdom

You've spent decades earning your opinions. We just print them on ridiculously comfortable tees. Every design is a piece of hard-won wisdom served with a side of sarcasm, the stuff you've been thinking for years, now ready to wear.

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